- Pass around a collection in the zone you live in and buy a bomb shelter with other users.
- If your zone isn’t bombed but attacked in a more conventional way, hide in a cemetery chapel: no one will look for you there. Plus you, like many Tumblr people, are fond of abandoned places.
- These tips would be useful if you survive: you’ll know where other people you can trust are.
- Take a WWI/WII lover with you: this kind of Tumblr user may know something useful. If not, he will inspire you to die heroically.
- Rembember food.
- Remember fandom merch: there are many reasons to do this, but mainly it’s beacuse yes.
- Brace yourself: Tumblr could be takne down. So try yoga or religion to cheer you up.
- Good luck
Dude these two eagles were fighting mid-air and got stuck. They crash landed at an airport and both survived.
How hardcore is that? Look at their faces tho.
Its like “I swear to GAWD Jerry”